Istanbul, Constantinople… Istanbul, Constantinople… Istanbul…Ankara?
"Concerning the Islamic
world, even the Islamic extremists, even bin Laden rejoiced for the entrance
of Turkey in the European Union… This is their Trojan Horse. I am only
pointing out the consequences of the entrance of this Horse in Troy."
“Hail
Turkey!”
“Turkey is in Europe?”

Greeks: “We
did the best we could…the great tragedies, the Trojan horse.” “Alas,
history repeats itself.” “We should have stuck with Russia…they
helped liberate us from the Turks in 1827. But no, we joined the EU. God save
our souls.”
“Can we reverse
our 2003 decision to join the EU?” “No one told us that the enemy
whom our great leader Jan Sobieski defeated from taking over Vienna in 1683
would now be given open permission to come in and destroy us. God save our souls.”
“Ha!Ha!Ha!” “And
the West always said that we East Europeans were backward and stupid. Well,
we’re not gonna save them this time. We should have let Napoleon and the
Nazis have them back then. The West may willingly sign its own death warrant,
but we Viking descendents in the East will prevail and thrive long after our
western comrades have been destroyed!”
When visiting Denmarkistan, don't forget to see the monument
of the Mermaid Fatima, honoring Hans Muslim Muhammadsen.